Donald Trump

Business Magnate, Investor, Author, Television Personality, Presidential Hopeful

A walking, raging, tweeting id, “The Donald” uses his enormous wealth and carnivorous ego to annihilate reason and rightness.

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It’s snowing & freezing in NYC. What the hell ever happened to global warming?

Ted Cruz

Junior U.S. Senator from Texas

Armed with a keen intellect and smug disregard for facts, the junior Senator from Texas has morphed into a powerful foe of truth and reason.

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Data and facts don’t support climate change.

Sarah Palin

Ex-Governor, Ex-VP Candidate, Ex-News Personality, Ex-Reality TV Star.

Once the most popular of all Inaction Figures, Palin’s powers wane when denied the aura of TV cameras to sustain her ego. Despite her weakened state she still occasionally emerges from her slumber to sow confusion and doubt.

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Global warming my gluteus maximus.

John Boehner

Retired U.S. Congressman

Ousted from his position as House Speaker, this once dominant Climate Inaction Figure has seen his powers dim. But it’s expected that this long-time nemesis of environmental progress will return, stronger and more orange-skinned than ever.

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I’m not qualified to debate the science over climate change.

Koch Brothers

CEO and EVP of Koch Industries

The most powerful of all Climate Inaction Figures, the Koch Brothers rule from the shadows, drawing energy from the political desperation of others. Their influence is seemingly unlimited.

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If they make a wrong turn, we withdraw funding. We do exert that kind of control.

Mitch McConnell


McConnell is one of the climate’s oldest and most formidable foes. This seemingly mild-mannered Senator shrewdly uses his position of authority to undermine all attempts at implementing reasonable climate change solutions.

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For everyone who thinks it’s warming, I can find someone who thinks it isn’t.

James Inhofe


This snowball-wielding U.S. Senator rains down denial on the forces of reason and common sense. A long-time nemesis of climate science, his place in the Climate Inaction pantheon is assured.

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Global Warming is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.

Chris Christie

Governor of New Jersey

Equipped with epic powers of selective reasoning, Christie accepts that climate change is a reality while simultaneously denying the need to take any action whatsoever.

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I don’t see any evidence that it’s a crisis.